作者：DBc00per

Idk why people shit on AFS. For a wilcard region, they did amazing. Africa doesn't even have its own server, yet they still managed to send the team to worlds, and give titans like G2 or FW a challenge.

我不知道为何人们大家都对AFS恶语相向。对于一支外卡赛区的队伍来说，他们发挥得很好了，非洲甚至都没有专属的服务器，但是他们还是历经万难走到了世界赛的舞台，给了类似G2或者FW这样的强队一些阻挠。

——I bless the rains for them.

——我希望非洲能久旱逢甘霖

——There's nothing that five Korean men or more could ever doooo

——五个或者更多的韩国人只能一事无成

——I bring the paaaaaiiiin DOWN on Afreeca

——让非洲的土地充斥着痛~~~~~~~苦吧

——Gonna take some time to get the kills we never haaaad

——拿下那些我们从来没~~~拿到过的击*要经历太多

(以上几句改编自名曲“Africa”，原唱为美国乐队Toto：[https://music.163.com/#/song?id=2016009)]

RIP pickem

我的竞猜死了

Afreeca's drafts have been tragic so far.

AFS这两把阵容选的什么玩意儿

And Kiin wins the Dade award, only 2 days in!

仅仅两天，Kiin就锁定Dade award啦！

——Kiin carried all season and now they put him in bad matchups 2 games in a row??

——Kiin一整个赛季都在Carry队伍，然后给他选出这种劣势对线？？

——afreeca's coaches wins the dade award.

——AFS的教练才是Dade Award的得主

——ileovov was busy flaming in soloq lmfao

——ileovov(AFS主教练)正忙着在单排里骂人呢

Afreeca with the TSM special

AFS打得跟TSM似的

After this loss I'm still impressed by Africa as a region

即使这场比赛输了，但我还是对非洲赛区的队伍有了深刻的印象

Griffin* died for this

GRF就输给了这玩意儿？

LCK relied on KT to save their face. What a timeline.

LCK居然要靠KT来挽回颜面了，这什么世界线啊

JANKOS INT MODE: ACTIVATED

Jankos送人头模式：激活

——In no universe do I believe anyone who says that Jankos was sober that game.

Jankos had to have downed a full bottle of Kurwa Vodka pre-game.

——哪个平行宇宙的我都不会相信Jankos没有喝高，他估计在赛前TM灌了一瓶伏特加吧

——Just wtf was he doing lol

——打的是个什么玩意儿啊

——Funniest part was when they talked about Jankos and he then randomly walks around botlane alone and almost gets killed by VelKoz.

——最好笑的是当解说们正在说Jankos如何如何的时候，他就闲逛到下路然后差点被维克兹给击*了

——The casters were baffled by the decision

——解说们都被他这个决策搞懵逼了

——'Decision' implies he was actually using his brain. It was very apparent to me that he wasn't.

——“决策”说明他有在用脑子，但整体看来这场他没脑子

Blankos

That first death was so fucking disrespectful and it just snowballed out of control from there.

死的那一次是真不把对面当人吗，比赛就从那时候开始失控

Competitive Ruling: Marcin “Jankos” Jankowski is being fined $2,000 for griefing his teammates and intentionally feeding.

英雄联盟全球总决赛处罚公告：Marcin “Jankos” Jankowski因为在国际赛场上送人头、恶意破坏队友游戏体验，处罚2000美金(梗出自Perkz的处罚公告)

When Jankos decides to lose game you cant do anything to carry him

Not even "better jungler wins" is true here, this was more like "team with jungler wins"

当Jankos不想赢的时候，你怎么也carry不动他

这把比赛都不能说是“有更优秀的打野的一方赢了”，而是“有打野的一方赢了”

[https://www.bilibili.com/video/av15572219/]

当年Jankos为英雄联盟荣誉系统拍摄的宣传片——保持良好心态(Stay Cool)

——Stays cool and ints like a pro.

——要保持良好心态，和职业选手一样送人头哟

Something something G2 Vacation

*****啥啥啥G2放假啥啥啥*****

大背景：本场比赛英文流直播时前方突然信号中段，画面显示“NO SIGNAL”没有信号

"NO SIGNAL" even the production were hesitant to show this.

“NO SIGNAL”就连转播团队都不知道该不该播这场比赛了

——They glanced over the terms of service to see if they were allowed to show it.

——他们回去看了一下用户协议，确定一下这些内容到底能不能播

——Legal advisor: Wait a minute our stream is rated T for Teens.

Stream Director: "SHUT. IT. DOWN."

——法律顾问：稍等片刻，我们的直播是能给未成年的青少年看的T级

直播导演：那还愣着干嘛赶紧切了！

——100Teens watched this before they shut it down, lawsuit incoming

——100Teens看了这局比赛，等着吃官司吧(队伍原名100 Thieves)

Stop making fun of NA, we are the second best wildcard this year and it took these players work and dedication to stand next to real teams from real regions. This is a step closer for NA to be recognized as the best wildcard region.

不要再嘲讽NA了，我们这赛季已经是第二强的外卡赛区了，选手们在舞台上面对其他赛区的选手的时候都很紧张，这也算是我们NA在往最强外卡的路上前进的一小步。

Fnatic was looking like my grandma's texts this game because it was ALL Caps.

Fnatic这场比赛打的就像是我奶奶的短信一样，全是CAPS！(Caps也有大写字母的意思)

别人家的艾瑞莉娅——自己家的艾瑞莉娅

Is Ryu now the first player to be clapped by both Faker and Babyfaker?

Ryu是不是世界上第一位被Faker和Babyfaker都打崩过的选手？

——What's that? BABYFAKER is evolving!

——说啥呢？BABYFAKER进化中！

——Preschoolfaker

——学前班Faker

Ryu boy, Ryu boy

whatcha gonna do?

whatcha gonna do when Caps comes for you?

Ryu boy, Ryu boy

你能怎么办呢？

当Caps来势汹汹的时候，你能怎么办呢？

(改编自雷鬼名曲Bad Boy，原唱为Inner Circle)

100T: -_-

Caps: :-D

What a Zac performance by Ning

Ning的扎克太棒了

——Desk giving Player of the Game to Rookie lol. I think they talked two sentences about Zac.

——技术台认为Rookie是 MVP，对于扎克的表现就随随便便说了两局

——Chinese desk gave it to Ning

——中国的技术台把MVP给了Ning

——dammit china even does the analyst desk better than us

——妈的就连技术台中国都比我们的优秀

100T is going 0-6.

100T要全败啦

It was close, until it wasn't

本来很接近的，然后就不是了

Rookie vs Caps is gonna be something else.

Rookie vs Caps估计就是神仙打架了

——Just let it be Irelia vs Ekko or some shit

——请千万要是艾瑞莉娅vs艾克之类的啊

——Inb4 Malz vs Lulu

——然后他们掏出了玛尔扎哈vs璐璐

——Galio vs Sion

——加里奥vs塞恩

——Inb4 gold funneling strat Caps plays Janna

——等下来个野核战术，让Caps拿风女

——Why put Caps on Janna when they have Rekkles

——队伍里都有Rekkles了(此前拿过迦娜打下路)，干嘛让Caps拿迦娜？

Stitch with the GodV cosplay.

Stitch在Cosplay GodV

——That arrow will hit Rookie tomorrow

——那一箭要射中Rookie了，在明天

——Or next worlds

——或者是下次世界赛

This game:

NA WHY SO QUIET?

EU WHY SO QUIET?

NA WHY SO QUIET?

EU WHY SO QUIET?

NA WHY SO QUIET?

EU WHY SO QUIET?

NA WHY SO QUIET?

EU WHY SO QUIET?

这场比赛的过程：

NA观众咋没声了？

EU观众咋没声了？

NA观众咋没声了？

EU观众咋没声了？

NA观众咋没声了？

EU观众咋没声了？

NA观众咋没声了？

EU观众咋没声了？

WHAT ARE THESE VITALITY GAMES

VIT的比赛打的都是些什么！

——It's VIT baby. If they see a potentially game-winning play, they go for it, no matter if it's 50/50 or 10/90. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't but it always is fucking entertaining.

——这就是VIT啊亲，他们看到了一丝机会，就会上，无论打赢的概率到底是五五开还是一九开，有时候能莽出优势，有时候就直接送掉，但不管怎样都非常有趣就是了

Vitality delivering so far... I'm speechless. Jizuke lost after selling Mejais, think I found the problem!

VIT怎么这么快就挂了…我无话可说，Jizuke在卖掉*人书之后，队伍就输了，看来原因就是这个了！

Its actually mindblowing how inconsistent VIT is during a single game lol, one minute they make a genius play, 2min later they make such a braindead move and throw everything away lmao.

VIT居然能在一局比赛里都能这么不稳定也是没谁了，前一分钟他们简直是天神下凡，两分钟之后他们就无脑行事然后堕入深渊

Game of throws.

送头的游戏(音似Game of Thrones)

One thing's for sure, Vitality's fucking fun to watch.

只有一件事是确凿的——那就是VIT的比赛太TM好看辣

Never underestimate NAs last hope

永远不要低估NA最后的希望

NA vs EU creates UNBELIEVABLY exciting games, regardless of the region or team's power level before the games.

NA vs EU总是那么激动人心，无论赛前大家觉得赛区或者队伍的水平如何

——This man missed 100Thieves vs Fnatic

——这位仁兄怕是错过刚才那场100T vs FNC了

——I think 100T missed that game too with the way they played

——根据那场比赛100T的表现来看，100T自己可能也错过了那场比赛

——They were somewhere else, ready to be subbed in

——那他们应该是在某个地方，准备替补上场

RNG ended the game so fast WTF.

RNG就将比赛这么快解决了搞毛呢？

——they pulled the trigger and it was fucking OVER

——他们吹响了进攻的号角，然后就TM结束了

——They pulled the trigger and Ruler flashed right in front of the gun.

——他们吹响了号角，然后Ruler听到后闪现撞枪口

RNG with the classic run it down mid strat

RNG那熟悉的中推策略

——it turns out Uzi was actually practicing their strats in soloQ

——看起来之前Uzi在单排里面实际上是在练习这种策略

Ended at 16:00 CET exactly, like they had a deadline.

准时在CET 16:00结束比赛，就像有截止时间似的

Where were you when Korea started 1-4

当韩国1-4开局的那一瞬间，你身在何方？

——Crying into my crumpled up pick-ems

——看着我预测的结果暗自垂泪

我的预测结果现在是这样的

Korea 1-4, China 4-0...the gap is...closing?

韩国1-4，中国4-0…差距在…缩小？

——nah. gap closed in MSI.

Now China is pulling gap against KR.

China here ~~~~~~~~~>. Korea here

——在MSI的时候就没差距了

现在是中国在拉开差距

中国在这里~~~~~~~~>韩国在这里

"I'm split please don't fight"

*Team immediately dies

“我在分推，别打起来”

*队友马上死给你看

I know you guys want game discussion, but Uzi casually drinking his coffee right after they pull the trigger and get the win just got me.

我知道你们都在讨论比赛，但Uzi在这个激动人心的ending之后居然只是轻描淡写地喝了一口他的咖啡，我被征服了

——To other teams like VIT it's a massive upset and a miracle run, a beacon of hope for their region and team. To Uzi it's a Cold Coffee Thursday.

——对于像VIT这样的队伍来说，赢一场就是爆冷，就是奇迹，就是赛区的唯一希望。而对Uzi来说，不过是一个享受冰咖啡的礼拜四罢了。

I went to take a piss and suddenly RNG won the game what the fuck

尿个尿回来RNG就赢了？！

Ruler with the 500 iq flash in sion ult :)

Ruler这个闪现iq爆炸高啊 :)

Uzi: I'm hungry

RNG: say no more master, let's end this

Uzi：饿了

RNG：好的主人，我们知道了，让比赛结束吧

That's literally the worst flash I've ever seen this worlds so far. Ruler has to be fucking ashamed of that flash.

这可能是我在这次世界赛上看到的最烂的闪现了，Ruler应该深以为耻。

——Don’t make Doublelift change your mind

——等下Doublelift就来改变你这一观点了

——Forgetting you have flash isn't a bad flash.

——不用闪现≠烂闪现

Give RNG an inch and they take the nexus.

RNG得寸进基地

RNG wasn't even excited at the end lmao

比赛结束后RNG都不感到多兴奋hhh

RNG got bored and decided to end the game, wtf

RNG打着打着觉得这比赛没意思了，就结束了

Korea 1-4

NA 1-4

Looks like the gap has closed after all!

韩国1-4

北美1-4

看来差距缩小了这么多年终于没了！

——NA is 1-3

——北美是1-3

——Hopefully one day the gap closes and Korea finally catches up to North America.

——但愿某天韩国赛区的队伍能奋起直追超过北美赛区吧

LetMe just end this game

就“让我”结束这场比赛吧