1、最近买了一座岛，欢迎大家来我的穷困潦倒玩。
Recently I bought an island. Welcome to my "poor".
2、刚刚扇了我的钱包一巴掌，其实也没有什么，就是希望它肿起来。
I just slapped my wallet. In fact, there is no reason. I just want it to swell.
3、小时候觉得长大后一定会成为富翁，现在实现了一半，我长大了。
When I was a child, I felt that I would become a rich man when I grew up. Now that I have achieved half of it, I have grown up.
4、为了省下腮红的钱，我每天出门都扇自己两巴掌。
In order to save money for blush, when I go out everyday, I give myself two slaps.
5、最近西北风比较猛，好饱。
Recently, the northwest wind is strong, so I'm full.
6、雨后的土更松软清香了，不过就是有点粘牙，总体还算可以。
After the rain, the soil is more soft and fragrant, but it's a little sticky, and it's OK on the whole.
7、明明没钱，可偏偏总在买，我是明明，我羡慕偏偏。
Mingming has no money, but pianpianpian is always buying. I'm Mingming. I envy Pianpian.
8、听说你们都很喜欢干净的女孩子，我已经把钱花干净了，赶紧喜欢我吧！
I heard that you all like clean girls. I've spent all my money. Please like me!
9、还花呗的我一贫如洗，双十一的我重拳出击。
After returning ant credit pay, I was penniless, and I hit hard on double 11.
10、我现在的经济状况，找快递盒子里的好评返现纸条。
My current economic situation, looking for the express box in the positive feedback note.
11、有些人可能只是嘴里说着吃土，兜里还有很多钱，我就不一样，我嘴里说吃土，其实已经喝西北风。
Some people may just talk about eating dirt, but they still have a lot of money in their pockets. I'm not the same. I actually drink the northwest wind when I talk about eating dirt.
12、我现在变成了三无女孩，没钱没活动没男朋友。
I'm now a "three noes" girl, no money, no activity, no boyfriend.
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