1、敌军还有9个月到达战场。
The enemy is still nine months away.
2、一个身体，俩个心跳，素未谋面，却爱你至深。
A body, two heartbeat, never met, but love you deeply.
3、我们的二人世界终于有了“小三”。
Our two people world finally has a small three.
4、最近好忙，我忙着长胖，你忙着长大。
I'm busy recently. I'm busy growing fat. You're busy growing up.
5、期待我们全新的家庭模式，一加一等于三。
Looking forward to our new family model, one plus one equals three.
6、我的铠甲和软肋，欢迎你的到来和陪伴。
My armor and soft ribs, welcome your coming and company.
7、最贵的房子终于租出去了，期限十个月，不续租噢！
The most expensive house has finally been rented out, with a term of ten months. No renewal!
8、坐公交终于可以心安理得的不让座了。
Take the bus finally can be comfortable not to give up.
