1、你们每个月还蚂蚁花呗的时候是怎样一种心态？我是特别怨恨命运的不公。上个月买了喜欢的东西，爽的明明是上个月的我，凭什么要这个月的我还钱。

What kind of mentality do you have when you pay ant flowers every month? I particularly resent the injustice of fate. I bought something I like last month. It's so cool that I was last month. Why should I pay this month?

2、代打王者荣耀，100块一周内直接上王者，如果没上王者退80块，留20块辛苦费，有需要的直接给20块就可以了，号也不用给我，我反正打不上去，省的退钱了，麻烦~

To fight for the glory of the king, 100 yuan will go directly to the king within a week. If you don’t get the king, you will return 80 yuan and leave 20 yuan for hard work. If you need it, you can directly give 20 yuan. I don’t need to give my number. My refund, trouble~

3、现在几乎所有的商家都要准备支付宝和微信两种二维码，希望将来能发明一个东西，可以不限平台通用，后来一想，那不就是人民币么？？

Now almost all merchants have to prepare two types of QR codes, Alipay and WeChat, hoping to invent a thing in the future that can be used regardless of the platform. Later I thought, isn’t it just RMB? ?

4、看一个人开什么车，就能看出他的身份，比如我这种人开玛莎拉蒂，那么我肯定是偷车贼了。

You can see a person's identity by seeing what car he drives. For example, if someone like me drives a Maserati, then I must be a car thief.

5、辛勤努力之后得到收获，还有什么比这更值得喜悦的吗？有，不劳而获。

After hard work and gain, is there anything more worthy of joy? Yes, for nothing.